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Review: Shatter vs Crumble Courtesy of Swell Farmacy

8/26/2017

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This is the second month I've reviewed concentrates for Phoenix-based dispensary Swell Farmacy. This month I received three strains, two of which came in both shatter and crumble. Instead of reviewing them from favorite to least favorite like last month, I will be comparing the same strains against each other. Big thank you to the people at Swell for valuing my opinion!

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Cherry Tang Shatter
Color: 4
Consistency: 4.5
Aroma: 4
Taste: Very citrusy, clean & smooth.
Effect: Spacey & stoney, but functional with a good head high and light body high.
Overall: 4.5​

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Silver Strawberry Shatter
Color: 4.5
Consistency: 4
Aroma: 5
Taste: Sweet, light, smooth.
Effect: Good body high with a light head high.
​​Overall: 4.5
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Silver Strawberry Crumble
​Color: 4
Consistency: 3
Aroma: 4
Taste: Slightly sweet, light, smooth. 
Effect: Stoney but uplifting, good head high, light body high.
​Overall: 4
Who's the winner? Shatter.

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Blue Lemon OG Shatter
Color: 4
Consistency: 4.5
Aroma: 3
Taste: Sweet, mellow, clean. 
Effect: Buzzy with a balanced high, really nice.
​Overall: 4
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Blue Lemon OG Crumble
Color: 4
Consistency: 3 
Aroma: 4
Taste: Pleasant but not much flavor.
Effect: Mellow & stoney with a light body light and buzzy head high. 
​Overall: 4
It's a tie!
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Pheno Hunt With Me!

8/22/2017

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Do you ever wonder why some roses are red, while others are pink or white? Or why potatoes are brown, yellow, purple and red? The answer my friend are phenotypes, a 'composite of an organism's observable characteristics or traits.' Imagine walking into the produce section of your local grocery store, how many different types of tomatoes do you see? At least 4; cherry, heirloom, vine ripe and roma. What are the differences, and which one do you pick? This is a question cannabis cultivators ask themselves regularly.
During the initial breeding process cultivators carefully chose male and female plants with specific characteristics, the plants are then bred using the male pollen and a new strain is born! The seeds from the female are then harvested and then the pheno hunt can begin. Cultivators who don't breed themselves will often get new strains in seed packs, while others might purchase clones. Many believe clones are the only way to obtain a 'real cut' of a sought after strain, but that's another story.
Generally a pack of seeds contains between 3-10 seeds, sometimes even more. Regular seed packs contain both male and female plants while feminized seeds are all female. Feminized seeds can sometimes be less stable and cause problems later on. Males, if not kept separate, can also cause flowering plants to seed unnecessarily. Seedlings are labeled with the strain name followed by a number. In this case we have UK Cheese and Buddah Tahoe OG, which do you think is the best?  

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UK Cheese A
Aroma: sweet, skunky, slightly spicy. 
Taste: strong, smooth, dank, easy to smoke. 
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UK Cheese B
Aroma: sweeter than A, but with more of a chemical/cleaner nose.
Taste: strong and sweet with a creamy mouthfeel, harsh towards the end. 
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UK Cheese C
Aroma: sweetest of the three, least skunky, almost like a gummy bear.
Taste: very strong, dank, chemical/cleaner, harshest, and looses flavor fast.


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Buddha Tahoe OG B
Aroma: strong, funky, dank. 
Taste: mild flavor, notes of chemical/cleaner, sweet burn, slightly harsh.
Note: very strong and noticeable effects.
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Buddha Tahoe OG C
Aroma: mild, sweet, dank, spicy.
Taste: little flavor, spicy, harsh. 

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