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Cannabox 'Stoner Ledgends'

7/8/2018

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The good people at Cannabox recently reached out asking if they could share their Stoner Legends box with me. I currently have VYNL and Brat Box subscriptions and was excited to see what a cannabis focused one would be like. I have to say, I could have only been happier if a box of weed showed up on doorstep instead.  The box included:
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Cheech & Chong incense burner with peach incense. 
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RAW & WIZ king size papers. I love these packs because they include crutches and even a little poker to pack your joints it. I always roll joints using my rolling mat, they come out perfect every time! 
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Double Platinum Gin & Juice blunt wraps, which Alexis and I put to good use. 
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She also helped me figure out how to use the bubbler included in the box, which deceptively resembled a dry pipe.
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Along with a bag of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies and the Blazed Australian t-shirt I am wearing above, the contents of the box certainly lived up to their name, legendary. For $5 off your first Cannabox click here!
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Fried Brussels Sprouts With Miso Seasme Dressing - Featuring OM Edibles CBD Toasted Miso Sesame

11/26/2017

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If you’re like me, you like your greens crispy. Preferably, fried. Brussels sprouts are something that wasn’t introduced to me until my adult life and I’m so happy for that. I always heard horror stories about them as a kid, but since my mom didn’t know what they were - I didn’t have to worry. The perks of growing up on pinto beans and Mexican rice, I never complained.
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This recipe is super simple and easy to adjust to ones taste. Fill a saucepan with enough oil to cover the amount of brussels sprouts you're using and heat over a high flame. This time I used about two cups of brussels so this particular dressing recipe is good for that amount, you can scale up or down from here. Slice the bottoms off your sprouts and cut them in half. Pull off any nasty leaves and toss along with the bottoms. Set aside the clean brussels while you make the dressing. It starts with one heaping tablespoon of OM Edibles Toasted Sesame Miso.
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Then the juice and zest of one lime. Don’t cut your lime in half before you zest it, because the stoner did.
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Next, a tablespoon of honey. You can add more or less if you like, but I think this is a prefect balance.
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These next few ingredients are optional but I think they add a lot of subtle complexities and some interesting textural elements. Sesame seeds and chili flakes.
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You can add as much or as little as you want of these two, depending on your taste. I didn’t add salt or black pepper to this dressing, but you definitely could.
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The most important part of the recipe, in my opinion, is the raw garlic. 2-4 clove’s depending on your preference.
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Mix it up all up and set aside while you fry the sprouts.

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You could always crisp these in the oven if you wanted to, but I prefer to fry them. Brussels contain lots of water, so they will spit a lot when you drop them in the oil. Use a lid if you can protect yourself.
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As they start to crisp remove them from the oil with a spider or large fork. Place a lined bowl to absorb excess oil.
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Dress the fried goodness with your miso mixture. Be careful not to overdress as you don’t want to ruin the crispness.
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The finished product is a rich, tangy, slightly spicy bowl of fried greens that’s easy enough to make any day of the week and will never disappoint.
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I like to experiment with different types of spice to add to this recipe. What tweaks would make?
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CHEBA RUN VIDEO

10/27/2017

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please make sure to comment, like and share the video! help us win!
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NEW PRODUCT: White Buffalo Patches

9/28/2017

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NEW PRODUCT AVAILABLE: White Buffalo patches designed by Ses Uno, order yours here.
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Review: Concentrates Courtesy of Swell Farmacy - Cheba Run Edition

9/27/2017

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This September was packed full of adventures thanks to The Cheba Run, which means this month my reviews are coming from the road! Each month Phoenix based dispensary Swell Farmacy shares 5 different concentrates with me. I review these products and then share those opinions with you! These are listed in order from favorite to least.

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MüV Products: Rugburn
Color: 4
Consistency: 4.5
Aroma: 4.5
Taste: Good smell, lots of flavor, sweet & dank.
Effect: Very enjoyable. Stoney & spacey with a nice body high
Overall: 4.5

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Canamo Concentrates: Chocolope
Color: 5
Consistency: 4.5
Aroma: 4
Taste: Smooth, sweet, floral. 
Effect: Stoney & uplifting with a good body high.
Overall: 4.5

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Swell: Carrie Fisher OG
Color: 4.0
Consistency: 5
Aroma: 4.0
Taste: Sweet, fruity, tangy. 
Effect: Very strong, heavy body high, spacey.
Overall: 4.0

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Canamo Concentrates: Platinum Girl Scout Cookies
Color: 4.5
Consistency: 4.5
Aroma: 4.5
Taste: Slightly sweet, floral, clean.
Effect: Very stoney, strong body high, heavy.
Overall: 4.0

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Swell: Flodica
Color: 2.5
Consistency: 3
Aroma: 3
Taste: Clean and smooth but not much flavor.
Effect: Very strong, heavy body high, spacey.
Overall: 3.0
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Dinner At Momofuku Las Vegas

9/20/2017

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Ever since eating at David Chang's Fuku on my first trip to New York City, I've been craving more. When I found myself in Las Vegas for a day, I knew I had to make it for dinner. Momofuku Las Vegas opened in early 2017 and is Chang's first West Coast location. As resident of the Cosmopolitan and neighbor to Christina Tosi's Milk Bar, the pair look right at home amongst the neon lights of the strip. The restaurant has four distinct menus; lunch, social hour, dinner and late night. Drawing inspiration from the US, Japan and Korea the menu features a constantly evolving selection of steamed buns, noodles, and large format dinners. 

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We started with an order of crab deviled eggs and a dozen raw oysters. The eggs, topped with Dungeness crab, smoked trout roe and crispy bonito, were the perfect bite of richness and saltiness. Paired with the freshness of the oysters, accompanied by a sochu melon ice and a combination of lime juice and  black pepper,  these appetizers were an ideal way to start our dinner.

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Our first table side preparation of the night was 4 ounces of 5A Hokkaido Wagyu beef. The meat was sliced and cooked on a blocks of pink Himalayan sea salt. The propane torch used to sear the meat was outfitted with a special filter used to keep the propane from touching the meat. 
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Aside the salt blocks, the meat was only seasoned with a little sesame oil and served with fresh grated wasabi. The final result were bite sized morsels of soft, deeply flavorful beef served at the ideal temperature. Enjoyed alone, the product speaks for itself.
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Our second table side preparation was Chang's signature 5 spice rotisserie duck. The perfectly cooked duck breast was sliced and served over Jasmine rice with duck leg confit. The meal was served ssäm style, with ​bibb lettuce, chive pancakes, kimchi, hoisin, ssäm sauce, ginger scallion sauce and fresh herbs. The lettuce and chive pancakes were used to warp the rice, duck and any of the sauces one desired, the ginger scallion sauce was my favorite.
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The bones were taken back to the kitchen and deep fried, creating almost a duck chicharrón. It felt so primal to be chewing on bones, looking for the perfect little bites of crispy skin and meat. Totally worth it.
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Our sides were just as delicious as our main dishes. We had crispy potatoes loaded with tofu truffle sauce, parmesan and chives. The fry factor was so appealing. We also snacked on shishito peppers dusted with smoked salt and lime, because why not?

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Dessert was complimentary, and consisted of Milk Bar's crack pie and signature cereal milk soft serve with a cereal crumble. The texture of the ice cream was unlike anything I've tried and definitely lived up to it's expectations. The whole meal did honestly, and I can't wait to visit more of David Chang's restaurants. Might have to try the fried chicken and caviar dinner next time. Yeah, you read that right. 
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Review: Shatter vs Crumble Courtesy of Swell Farmacy

8/26/2017

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This is the second month I've reviewed concentrates for Phoenix-based dispensary Swell Farmacy. This month I received three strains, two of which came in both shatter and crumble. Instead of reviewing them from favorite to least favorite like last month, I will be comparing the same strains against each other. Big thank you to the people at Swell for valuing my opinion!

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Cherry Tang Shatter
Color: 4
Consistency: 4.5
Aroma: 4
Taste: Very citrusy, clean & smooth.
Effect: Spacey & stoney, but functional with a good head high and light body high.
Overall: 4.5​

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Silver Strawberry Shatter
Color: 4.5
Consistency: 4
Aroma: 5
Taste: Sweet, light, smooth.
Effect: Good body high with a light head high.
​​Overall: 4.5
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Silver Strawberry Crumble
​Color: 4
Consistency: 3
Aroma: 4
Taste: Slightly sweet, light, smooth. 
Effect: Stoney but uplifting, good head high, light body high.
​Overall: 4
Who's the winner? Shatter.

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Blue Lemon OG Shatter
Color: 4
Consistency: 4.5
Aroma: 3
Taste: Sweet, mellow, clean. 
Effect: Buzzy with a balanced high, really nice.
​Overall: 4
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Blue Lemon OG Crumble
Color: 4
Consistency: 3 
Aroma: 4
Taste: Pleasant but not much flavor.
Effect: Mellow & stoney with a light body light and buzzy head high. 
​Overall: 4
It's a tie!
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Pheno Hunt With Me!

8/22/2017

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Do you ever wonder why some roses are red, while others are pink or white? Or why potatoes are brown, yellow, purple and red? The answer my friend are phenotypes, a 'composite of an organism's observable characteristics or traits.' Imagine walking into the produce section of your local grocery store, how many different types of tomatoes do you see? At least 4; cherry, heirloom, vine ripe and roma. What are the differences, and which one do you pick? This is a question cannabis cultivators ask themselves regularly.
During the initial breeding process cultivators carefully chose male and female plants with specific characteristics, the plants are then bred using the male pollen and a new strain is born! The seeds from the female are then harvested and then the pheno hunt can begin. Cultivators who don't breed themselves will often get new strains in seed packs, while others might purchase clones. Many believe clones are the only way to obtain a 'real cut' of a sought after strain, but that's another story.
Generally a pack of seeds contains between 3-10 seeds, sometimes even more. Regular seed packs contain both male and female plants while feminized seeds are all female. Feminized seeds can sometimes be less stable and cause problems later on. Males, if not kept separate, can also cause flowering plants to seed unnecessarily. Seedlings are labeled with the strain name followed by a number. In this case we have UK Cheese and Buddah Tahoe OG, which do you think is the best?  

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UK Cheese A
Aroma: sweet, skunky, slightly spicy. 
Taste: strong, smooth, dank, easy to smoke. 
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UK Cheese B
Aroma: sweeter than A, but with more of a chemical/cleaner nose.
Taste: strong and sweet with a creamy mouthfeel, harsh towards the end. 
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UK Cheese C
Aroma: sweetest of the three, least skunky, almost like a gummy bear.
Taste: very strong, dank, chemical/cleaner, harshest, and looses flavor fast.


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Buddha Tahoe OG B
Aroma: strong, funky, dank. 
Taste: mild flavor, notes of chemical/cleaner, sweet burn, slightly harsh.
Note: very strong and noticeable effects.
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Buddha Tahoe OG C
Aroma: mild, sweet, dank, spicy.
Taste: little flavor, spicy, harsh. 

Leave your opinion in the comments below!
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Review: Concentrates Courtesy of Swell Farmacy.

7/15/2017

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The wonderful people at Swell Farmacy recently asked me if I would be interested in reviewing some products for them. Of course I said yes! I'm excited to start familiarizing myself with the products in the Arizona market. I was given 5 strains to review, and here they are! In order from favorite to least, on a scale between 1-5, with 5 being the best. 

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MüV Products: Gromulan [THC: 87% CBD 7%]
​Color: 4.5
Consistency: 4.5
Aroma: 5.0
Taste: Strong smell and flavor, sweet & dank.
Effect: Very enjoyable. Uplifting with a light body high.
Overall: 5.0

Swell: Blue Lemon Lights [THC: 79.82% CBD: 3.30%]
​Color: 3.5
Consistency: 4.0
Aroma: 4.0
Taste: Lemon flavors with a sweet finish. 
Effect: Super stoney, nice heavy body high.
Overall: 4.0
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Canamo Concentrates: Guice [THC: 86.32% CBD: 2.14%]
Color: 4.5
Consistency: 5.0
Aroma: 3.0
Taste: Lots of good flavor, but a little harsh at the beginning.
Effect: Not too heavy, but relaxing & spacey. 
Overall: 4.0

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Swell: Nerdy Kush [THC: 77.74% CBD: 2.61]
Color: 4.0
Consistency: 4.5
Aroma: 3.5
Taste: Clean, but not very flavorful. 
Effect: Strong body & head high.
Overall: 4.0

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Swell: Tahoe Lemonade [THC: 84.81 CBD: 2.61]
Color: 3.0
Consistency: 3.0
Aroma: 4.0
Taste: Pleasant, but little flavor.
Effect: Light body high, uplifting & energizing. 
Overall: 3.5
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Photoset: The 2nd Annual 710 Degree Cup

7/10/2017

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Errl Cup winners received glass goblets by Austin Hensley.
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Swell Farmacy.
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Conviction Glass.
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Sesh Surface.
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Phoenician Engineering.
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MedLava by The Downtown Dispensary.
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Moon Star Shop.
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Justin Herrmann.
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Papa's OG - Arizona Organix.
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Sour Purple OG - Arizona Organix.
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Mary's Medicinals.
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Mary's Medicinals.
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Safer Arizona.
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Green Star Doctors.
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Superb.
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The Kind Tray.
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Davey Cakes Glass.
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Desert Bloom Re-Leaf Center.
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Sweet Science.
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Sweet Science.
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El Sol Smokeshop.
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El Sol Smokeshop.
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Green Halo Infusions & Extracts.
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Green Halo Infusions & Extracts.
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Green Halo Infusions & Extracts.
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Cannabis2Water.
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Goldsmith Extracts.
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Vapen Clear.
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Tru Infusions.
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Hempful Farms.
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Hempful Farms.
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Arbico Organics.
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Arbico Organics.
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The Errl Cup.
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The Errl Cup.
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Frank Picazo.
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OG Smokeshop.
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Rosin Tech Industries.
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Amy & Al's.
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SAP by Arizona Organix.
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Exclusive Extracts.
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Herbal Wellness Center.
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Canamo Concentrates.
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Over 60 winners, Arizona's finest.
read more about the 710 Cup on Cannabis Now.
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